Our first victim:
My husband and I separated almost two years ago. He says our marriage is over, yet he still comes over occasionally to spend the night. On February 13, 2000, we went to a World Marriage Day service and renewed our vows. That night he left and went back to the woman he lives with. I was crushed.
A couple of weeks ago I went to a dance club, and he was there with guess who? The woman he’s lived with the last two years. On that night this girl got in my face and told me herself my marriage was over. My husband just stood there and never said anything. She kissed him, then she tried to hit me. They ended up getting kicked out of the club.
Tell me, just what kind of female person would do that? Has she no respect for herself?
~E
Dear 'E',
Did you stop to ponder the irony of your final question for a moment? After all you're the woman that took back a cheating ass and still lets him drop by for booty calls when ever he feels like it. Don't open your mouth-I can hear the wheels turning already with a 'That's not what it is...He loves me...' mewling pack of BS. You're still married to this asshat that lives with someone else and has for years-why have you not served his ass with divorce papers and taken half of everything he owns? If a man ever did that to me I would go Ivanna Trump on his ass until it'd be like tossing a hot dog down a well.
After a few months of the gravy train coming to a halt because all his money is in your wallet his little chippie would dump his ass like a hot potato. Why? Because of the type of woman she is...trash. Once she's not getting what she wants from him-sex, attention, money, all of the above-he'd be dumped without a moment's hesitation. Which is what you want really E...him to be alone, broke and miserable so that when he crawls to your place for another booty call you can laugh at him and slam the door in his face. Doing that will give you a rush that is indescribable my dear E and take you from doormat to woman in charge of her own life.
Forget the rest of it-forget the harlot and your cheating bastard husband. The only person you have the ability to 'fix' is yourself and by reclaiming your confidence you will have shown him that you're the stronger person. If you let things continue in this way the only person you'll have to blame for things is yourself. Grow a spine and show him what a bitch you can be then find a hotter, younger man and fuck his brains out.
~ Miz Misanthrope
And the second:
I am really confused about this subject...are you supposed to shave/wax (remove) all of your pubic hair? Do men expect you to? If you don't will they think you're weird and disgusting?
~Harriet Bush
Dear Harriet,
Men come with every conceivable taste and kink-trust me I've learned this from experience. The best rule of thumb I can give you is once you've been with a partner a few times-ask him what he prefers. If you're not comfortable with that then do what YOU prefer to do with your pubic hair. My suggestion would be to at least keep things 'groomed' which would mean trimmed so that its not like he'll be flossing if he goes down on you...but so that you have a bit of hair just in case you get one of those guys that thinks shaved lady bits make a woman look twelve and unsexy.
~ Miz Misanthrope
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